the orion sky

Litany against fear

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:44:16 -0600

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

Skydiving with Swayze

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:40:00 -0600

I went skydiving with Patrick Swayze one warm afternoon on the north end of Oahu when he was filming the North Shore surfing scenes for Point Break. He was with his wife and they were driving a minivan, no dubs, no bling. I talked with him for about 15 mins before realizing who he was. I remember helping pack his parachute out in the grass at the drop zone; glad it opened.

We did a few jumps out of an old DC3 that day. Seemed appropriate cause it had two big engines that sounded like big fat Harleys, and they belched smoke and spewed oil. Swayze had wild hair, a bit of a beard, and a black cutoff shirt with some biker logo on it. He looked like he should have rolled up on a Harley instead of in the minivan.

Anyway, the silver DC3 was a big loud oily plane with a big door in the back to jump out of, with wooden decking, and it stayed really sweaty hot inside after takeoff, all of us together waiting to jump, only cooling off after we’d get enough altitude.

We were all fully alive that warm afternoon in Hawaii jumping out of an airplane again and again. And, though I didn’t know him at all, I got the sense that Swayze was the kind of guy that would look all of us in the eye right now if he could and remind us to live fully each day. Live every day.

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COWS and your favorite economic model

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:59:37 -0700

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy….

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive

Video

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:15:07 -0700

Sometimes I Realise (Sasha Invol2ver Remix) by Engineers

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:59:51 -0700

Sometimes I Realise (Sasha Invol2ver Remix) by Engineers

Sasha > Invol2ver

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:57:35 -0700

Sasha > Invol2ver

drawohara: Lhoppon-La

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:51:13 -0700

drawohara:

Lhoppon-La

posted, again, for my amusement.

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:26:20 -0700

posted, again, for my amusement.

Bare Religion by London Elektricity on Syncopated City (Special...

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:21:18 -0700

Bare Religion by London Elektricity on Syncopated City (Special Japan Edition)

nevver: ЯedDeb

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:20:31 -0700

nevver:

ЯedDeb

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Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:52:59 -0700

drawohara: gkojax: Just - Wow!

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:36:31 -0700

drawohara:

gkojax:

Just - Wow!

visions of blue

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:47:52 -0700

visions of blue

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