June 2008
98 posts
“A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.” - Segal’s Law
BTW - when searching Google to determine proper use or ‘ass’ or ‘donkey’ keywords “ass donkey” might return unexpected results.
Bill Clinton seen wandering through Harlem muttering “Obama can kiss my black a$$.” In other news, Hillary shows renewed interest in Bill.
Watchthe web site is down
Texas Tea now $144 a barrel. Jed Clampett heard muttering something about “damn bubbling crude”
::: holy flab batman ::: The average waistline in the Unites States for women is 36.5 inches and 39 inches for men. [burp]
Voting in Zimbabwe: Exit polls show “Robert Mugabe” is slightly ahead of “I want to die by voting for someone else” [via FARK]
::: WTF mate? ::: McCain is “aware of the internet.” | Brilliant. Sign me up. Where do I vote? »> http://twurl.nl/6namhw [Wired]
::: orion opinion ::: dear Hillary, use your own money to retire your campaign debt. You can live on 100 million.
::: just ignore this ::: Oil price rises nearing the record $140 a barrel threshold, DOW loses »> http://twurl.nl/tgjojw [FOXB …
::: thumbs up ::: Art of non-conformity & A Brief Guide to World Domination »> http://twurl.nl/br5chd [Chris Guillebeau]
“Once in a while it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.” - Alan Keightley
The Mini Me sex tape … oh the horror … oh GOD MY EYES »> http://twurl.nl/1odu05 [you.looked.too]
“The chief source of problems is solutions.” Eric Sevareid’s Law
Supreme Court slashed the $2.5 billion damages award for 1989 Exxon Valdez disaster to $500 million > http://twurl.nl/kefnx2 [can.has …
“The death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child,” - US Supreme Court Justice Kennedy [I.f’ing.disagree]
The Most IMPORTANT Video You’ll Ever See »> http://twurl.nl/d67s4g [learn.young.jedi.learn]
Earth population 6.6 Billion at current growth of 1.3% per year = 13.2 Billion by 2061 (53 years) >http://twurl.nl/kxryji [popcalculator]
Alan Mathison Turing father of modern computer science would be 96 today »> http://twurl.nl/id0tny [boingboing]
In a strange twist Mormon Church fights to have California define marriage as being between a Man and Woman, other women suspiciously absent
375 years ago, Galileo Galilei at age 69 was forced by the Catholic Church to recant his claim that the Earth revolved around the Sun.
“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.” - John Cleese
We live in the age of Internet and McCain has the tech savvy of a prehensile-tail primate. How can you govern what you can’t comprehend?
Obama moves closer to US Presidency and racist white supremacist activity goes up. In other news, Earth looks like a tiny ball from space.
Your Sunday moment of Zen: queen + david bowie : Under presure live »> http://twurl.nl/kljz6j [zenmasterbowie]
Microsoft makes about $1 billion per week, Gates earns $5 million per day.
Kate Moss wears evening gown that reveals her boobies when flashed by cameras, declared bad mother. GROW UP PEOPLE and GET A LIFE. Boobies.
Baby Isobella is due in about 4 - 5 weeks. Damn, that’s cool :)
::: V ::: House Grants Telecom Amnesty, Expands rape and Spying Powers »> http://twurl.nl/dkeap4 [burn silly Constitution, burn]
1100 more people die today in the war on cigarettes. Yeah, go cigarettes!
The Electric Car Lives →
(via drawohara)
Yoga before bed. The perfect recipe for deep sleep. Dreams here I … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Ice has been found on Mars. Follow @MarsPhoenix to be a nerd and find out more. Aliens do love snow cones ;) Klaatu barada nikto!
1100 Americans die every day from smoking cigarettes. We should pull out of this war, eh?
You’re a Son-of-a-Bitch! »> http://twurl.nl/rvffkc [esquire.com via some son-of-a-bitch]
::: opensignals ::: National Geographic ADVENTURE: Arctic Eyewitness: Back From El.. http://twurl.nl/qarqgs
June 19, 240 BC: Greek astronomer Eratosthenes: The Earth Is Round, and It’s This Big. Europe gets it in 1400s > http://twurl.nl/6pwz2w
::: WTF mate? ::: “There is no longer any doubt that the current administration committed war crimes” - U.S. Major Gen. Antonio Taguba
Firefox downloads parallel how the browser works. Takes a while to load but now working fast. »> http://twurl.nl/ctcwwy [mozil …
::: opensignals ::: Inhabitat » Spain’s Stunning Teatro del Agua Solar Desalinatio.. http://twurl.nl/4lq8l2