December 2008
89 posts
Hi new followers: @spiritedstrider, @jessebaby22
because of spammy bastards like @jessebaby22 I have to stop auto sending thx to new followers. grrr. spammers, please die in a fire.
“To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.” ~ Ayn Rand
You mean this Kahlil?» http://twitpic.com/pdo8
OK, how’s this for offensive? I own an Amazon Kindle. I love it. No, I won’t sell it to you for $700.00.
happiness is not something ready-made. it comes from your own actions. ~ h.h. the 14th dalai lama
Frail little heart! I would not break thee: Could’st credit me? Could’st credit me?
Allright fuckers. I’m lookin to shed some followers. Who’s first?
I just followed @MCHammer because it had to be done. MC f’ing Hammer!
I like long walks in the park, doing nude chinups, practicing my ninja skillz, and lightin farts while drinking cheap beer. Friends?
At Costco … Can’t believe Xmas is just around the corner - Photo: http://bkite.com/02HUw
Thanks to @juju007, @globalafc, @HairSite
At vics coffee - Photo: http://bkite.com/02HHD
I’m at Boulder - http://bkite.com/02HHC
Izzy in the trolley » http://twitpic.com/pbi8
I’m at Superior - http://bkite.com/02HUx
November 2008
533 posts
Chat soon @kcork, @chloedevon, @stevegm
::: opensignals ::: Dreamer and Sydney Opera House designer Joern Utzon passes away http://twurl.nl/lf5ynb
Hello to @thisismyrevenge, @Twitteiro, @sbartsa
Thanks for following: @TheEntertainer, @Argentinacyeycy
“Sleep, sleep, beauty bright,
Dreaming in the joys of night;
Sleep, sleep; in thy sleep
Little sorrows sit and weep.” ~ William Blake
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU CLICK THIS LINK! … seriously, stop now. Don’t. Stop now … http://zi.ma/b2602
pretend as if your father were dead, so that you no longer have anything to prove ~ david deida
It’s exactly like getting Rick Rolled, but not as funny, and won’t ever be in the Macy’s parade - http://zi.ma/b2602
the stats … http://zi.ma/?module=ShortURL&id=12123
RT @goobimama @billcarroll Why oh why did I click that link! I just woke up! Noooooo!
Are you spammers? @themax37 @thecoolguyoahoa @Argentinacyeycy @TylerDeadkhefhe Please let me know before I nuke ya.
It’s by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them ~ hemingway
Skipping top 10 list again. #1 way U can tell I’m part German, I’m eating raisinets and I hear the song ‘Warm Leatherette’ in my head.
Nothing has been more damaging to the USA than the violation of the legal principles at the heart of the American idea. http://tr.im/1l2v
Warm Leatherette » http://tr.im/1n6t
RT @tonyafathead guess who I love to follow? @shannatrenholm You should too! … I did :)
OK, I’m clearly out of control. Somebody bring me back. I’m high on chocolate, wine, and warm leatherette.
After countless pee jokes, and probably worse, I intend to quote Hemingway again tonight. What a badass that guy was.
Thanks for following: @simchabe, @NetGenDesign, @thecoolguyoahoa, @shannatrenholm, @themax37, @TylerDeadkhefhe
and Sultanas … I’m chock a block full of sultanas
Packmule Ars - Photo: http://bkite.com/02GKQ
I’m at Boulder - http://bkite.com/02GKR
Pleasure to meet @coloradodaily
off to invade @drawohara ‘s house, steal some veggies, and go for a hike in sunny but cold Boulder.
Izzy, 4 mo/old daughter is learning to make noise. current sound, screaming bald eagle. takes after me.
the first rule of @tweetbomb is that you talk about @tweetbomb … and you tweetbomb. excellent.
Dalai Lama on Friday said sex = fleeting satisfaction and trouble later, chastity = better life and “more fapping” - oops, freedom
Cool people: @ivegotzooms, @tweetbomb, @juliaroy, @whythulc
“He’s all action and no theory. We’re all theory and no action.” … “Things have been tough lately for dreamers.”
“Sleep lingers all our lifetime about our eyes, as night hovers all day in the boughs of the fir-tree.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
RT @cjcatalano: being thankful just got a lot easier: http://tinyurl.com/6zpder
You really should be following @tonyafathead - she’s the bomb and takes her wine other than orally. Hic. 0-o
… dream is destiny …
reminds me of my favorite joke. What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?